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This really hot guy sitting next to me, should I chat up him?

Does anyone want to play "words with friends" with me

I'll keep asking again and again until someone does

Didn't think I'd post it but who am I kidding

had a nice sashimi don~

that was a nice meal, especially the fried chicken tasted really god

Had some nice seafood~
salmon roes, urchin, cuttlefish, everything raw plus onsen egg and rice

This feels like hinamatsuri

if you're a vampire

and you bite a vampire hunter, do they have to hunt themselves?

*reaches into a jar of individually packaged sweets and picks one*

*tears the plastic open*

and it's empty

IT WAS EMPTY

Nice lil makeup sesh

SOMEONE PULL ME AWAY FROM MIRROR OR I AM GOING TO BE LATE

A cute dress that finally fits, to what do I owe this honour, today is a day of incandescent radiance

With like ten hair pins on my head I finally managed to wear my hair in twin hair buns, not twisted, just coiling so the buns look like two small cubes on each side of my head,

I am very content now

TFW you speak with someone and you accidentally bit your tongue/the inside of your mouth, and your words sounds like choked

"I kidnapped your son! Come rescue him with all the cash you have!! Or you won't ever see him again!"

"Sorry dude I don't have a son. You better try this on someone else"

"Bring the money anyway! Or I'll kidnap your wife!"

"I'm so sorry dude, I don't have a wife, and that's why I don't have a son."

"Then can you at least give me a number of someone you know who has both? I've tried eight before you today and all this same situation...this is embarrassing..."

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