Things I want to say but don't want everyone to know
you don't know what I just said yay
@shpufeff keep it a secret, would you?
@shpufeff no I worry, I want a leverage to ensure safety
@shpufeff you tell me something in return for me to keep a secret
@shpufeff so you want to consult me in private? should I do it for free?
@shpufeff not this time around, I need to charge you so I can have the asset to buy your silence over my secret, remember?
@shpufeff your puppy eyes says SECRET
@shpufeff you're just tempting me to learn kanji!
I might not know what you said but I want u to be able to read it when I call u cute
@TurboMoist I can read that and I don't mind reading it again
you are the big cute, kouhai and everyone should know
@TurboMoist the day everyone knows is the day I'll be immortal
I'll post that ur cute every morning so you can be immortal. I'll do it for u!
@TurboMoist thank you then you've got to be immortal too!
kouhai no I'm already too old
@TurboMoist no you're not you're young and bright
I'll accept young but I'm not all that smart so I got u there
@TurboMoist I'm saying you're bright literally haha got you there
u did get me there but ur cute so it's ok
@TurboMoist YOU BRIGHT LIKE A BULB
u shine bright like a diamond