"I kidnapped your son! Come rescue him with all the cash you have!! Or you won't ever see him again!"

"Sorry dude I don't have a son. You better try this on someone else"

"Bring the money anyway! Or I'll kidnap your wife!"

"I'm so sorry dude, I don't have a wife, and that's why I don't have a son."

"Then can you at least give me a number of someone you know who has both? I've tried eight before you today and all this same situation...this is embarrassing..."

@Nightingalle "I'm sorry I don't have a wife or a girlfriend, so maybe you would want to go out on a date?"

@shpufeff "not until you find me someone to kidnap first, business before pleasure"


@shpufeff "who's gonna pay the ransom then? you think I'm stupid?!"

@Nightingalle I guess you'll just have to hold on to the hostage while waiting for the ransom

@shpufeff for someone who doesn't have a wife nor a son, sounds like the ransom won't arrive anytime soon...so I get to keep the hostage for a fairly long time?

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