@shpufeff ty hry
you desire corndog so much when did you turn American
@shpufeff (not too tired already?) vg, tfi
you desire cofe so much when did you turn Arabian
@shpufeff (time for ice cream) but I didn't have that ice cream in the end
c-cofe was invented by Arabians?
@shpufeff Imm oitin id nau
o-okay but how else can you prove that you are a real Finn?
@shpufeff just finnished it and feeling decent, mind cool and heart warm
But if being taught even I could manage that
@shpufeff then since likely you elbow will be warmed too you can also pat me with that
Yes can't imagine how else it's gonna work
@shpufeff Sounds like that would impede me growing taller
name your price and I'll bargain
@shpufeff until there's a fence just above my eye level
You'll be receiving the pat or giving?
@shpufeff or you could simply lift me up and help me spy on other people
okay, as for the cofe part I'll make sure that it's full of iron
@shpufeff so not just the cake you'll get fifty percent of the sentence too isn't that just wonderful
y-you are! I-I just want to make my cofe a bit more special for you from the rest...
@shpufeff we can commit another crime by stealing a trolley and I'll sit in it, you push me all the way throughout our escape, obviously you've got longer legs so run faster
Nevertheless you'd still pretend like you enjoy it for not hurting my ego
@shpufeff of course we are in this to together. "Your honour! It's shp! Yes, shp forced me to do all of that!!"
@shpufeff just wanted to play the role of a bad human being for fun once, as I know I would never be a bad person for my entire life
I'll get you a whole bucket
@shpufeff I'll show you real bad! *pour cola into cofe*
Wait our deal did not include me running your bath water/cofe