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Hey what day is today? oh right, it's a day for tea and biscuits

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@shpufeff ty hry

you desire corndog so much when did you turn American

marvellousbe

@Nightingalle pg, ntta, hay?

you desire lohikeitto so much when did you turn Finnish?

fabulousbe
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@shpufeff (not too tired already?) vg, tfi

you desire cofe so much when did you turn Arabian

awesomebe

@Nightingalle (not too tired anymore, I got up a bit earlier) (tfi?)

n-no drinking lots of cofe is a very finnish thing

sugoibe

@shpufeff (time for ice cream) but I didn't have that ice cream in the end

c-cofe was invented by Arabians?

yabaibe

@Nightingalle perhaps you can have that ice cream today then?

y-yes but finns are typically the ones that drink it the most in the world

abunaibe

@shpufeff Imm oitin id nau

o-okay but how else can you prove that you are a real Finn?

Daijoubube

@Nightingalle don't get a brain freeze!!

umm... I'll order you a steak in finnish in a finnish restaurant

yokattabe

@shpufeff just finnished it and feeling decent, mind cool and heart warm

But if being taught even I could manage that

warukunaibe

@Nightingalle wanna warm that head up with a gentle pat though?

well if I teach it to you then, would that prove it?

yukkuribe
@Nightingalle I'll warm my hands in the sauna

alright, we need to have another private lesson at some point then

onsenbe

@shpufeff then since likely you elbow will be warmed too you can also pat me with that

Yes can't imagine how else it's gonna work

yuusenbe

@Nightingalle that sounds a bit rude, unless you just want me to rest my arms on you

how much should I charge for the next private lesson then?

hayaibe

@shpufeff Sounds like that would impede me growing taller

name your price and I'll bargain

waraibe

@Nightingalle but do you really want to grow taller? it's easier to hide and spy on people when you're small

one week of cofe+headpat services

wakarube

@shpufeff until there's a fence just above my eye level

You'll be receiving the pat or giving?

watashibe

@Nightingalle then you just need a small ladder or a stool, wouldn't that be super cute?

hmm.. why not both?

orebe

@shpufeff or you could simply lift me up and help me spy on other people

okay, as for the cofe part I'll make sure that it's full of iron

kimibe

@Nightingalle that would make me your accomplice, iiyo

w-why? am I not tough enough already?

antabe

@shpufeff so not just the cake you'll get fifty percent of the sentence too isn't that just wonderful

y-you are! I-I just want to make my cofe a bit more special for you from the rest...

onushibe

@Nightingalle I-I suppose... let's just not get caught!

I see, so it tastes more like blood with so much iron in it

himesamabe
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