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Nightingalle⚜️昼寝姫 @Nightingalle

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Hey what day is today? oh right, it's a day for tea and biscuits


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@shpufeff ty hry

you desire corndog so much when did you turn American


@Nightingalle pg, ntta, hay?

you desire lohikeitto so much when did you turn Finnish?


@shpufeff (not too tired already?) vg, tfi

you desire cofe so much when did you turn Arabian


@Nightingalle (not too tired anymore, I got up a bit earlier) (tfi?)

n-no drinking lots of cofe is a very finnish thing


@shpufeff (time for ice cream) but I didn't have that ice cream in the end

c-cofe was invented by Arabians?


@Nightingalle perhaps you can have that ice cream today then?

y-yes but finns are typically the ones that drink it the most in the world


@shpufeff Imm oitin id nau

o-okay but how else can you prove that you are a real Finn?


@Nightingalle don't get a brain freeze!!

umm... I'll order you a steak in finnish in a finnish restaurant


@shpufeff just finnished it and feeling decent, mind cool and heart warm

But if being taught even I could manage that


@Nightingalle wanna warm that head up with a gentle pat though?

well if I teach it to you then, would that prove it?


@shpufeff if the hand is proven warmer than my head!

No problem then


@Nightingalle I'll warm my hands in the sauna

alright, we need to have another private lesson at some point then


@shpufeff then since likely you elbow will be warmed too you can also pat me with that

Yes can't imagine how else it's gonna work


@Nightingalle that sounds a bit rude, unless you just want me to rest my arms on you

how much should I charge for the next private lesson then?


@shpufeff Sounds like that would impede me growing taller

name your price and I'll bargain


@Nightingalle but do you really want to grow taller? it's easier to hide and spy on people when you're small

one week of cofe+headpat services


@shpufeff until there's a fence just above my eye level

You'll be receiving the pat or giving?


@Nightingalle then you just need a small ladder or a stool, wouldn't that be super cute?

hmm.. why not both?


@shpufeff or you could simply lift me up and help me spy on other people

okay, as for the cofe part I'll make sure that it's full of iron


@Nightingalle that would make me your accomplice, iiyo

w-why? am I not tough enough already?


@shpufeff so not just the cake you'll get fifty percent of the sentence too isn't that just wonderful

y-you are! I-I just want to make my cofe a bit more special for you from the rest...


@Nightingalle I-I suppose... let's just not get caught!

I see, so it tastes more like blood with so much iron in it


@shpufeff we can commit another crime by stealing a trolley and I'll sit in it, you push me all the way throughout our escape, obviously you've got longer legs so run faster

Nevertheless you'd still pretend like you enjoy it for not hurting my ego

@Nightingalle I suppose by doing all this there's that thrill of getting caught together... yeah I can push and I'll be careful to not hit anything!

well if there's any vampire in me, it would be tasty


@shpufeff of course we are in this to together. "Your honour! It's shp! Yes, shp forced me to do all of that!!"

isn't there?


@Nightingalle how very rude!! you wouldn't do such a thing!

we'll find out depending on how that cofe tastes humuhumu


@shpufeff just wanted to play the role of a bad human being for fun once, as I know I would never be a bad person for my entire life

I'll get you a whole bucket


@Nightingalle oh you should've told me! I'll show you bad! *takes 60%of the cake*

I'll bathe in it


@shpufeff I'll show you real bad! *pour cola into cofe*

Wait our deal did not include me running your bath water/cofe


@Nightingalle wow that's really bad!! but how about this *mumbles the word perf---*

don't be so strict! besides the other part has been forgotten completely so far! *pats head*

that's the nickname I would give you in finnish w

@shpufeff you're so wicked!! Watch this! *claim that tenshi is mine*

o-oh...*blush and pats head frantically*

!!! Can you explain it a bit?

@Nightingalle y-you demon! that means I have to do this!!! *claim that you are mine*

that's quite the pace!! *patpatpatpat*

there's not much to explain, night is pronounced like nait, and then extending it to naittis is typical for nicknames of people and places, like there's a place called rapatunturi and it's shortened to rapis, or raippaluoto becomes raippis, or kööpenhamina (copenhagen) becomes köpis

@shpufeff d-diabolical!!! Watch how I get the upper hand! *claim you're mine then let tenshi go*

Shall we accelerate a bit? *pppppppat*

That sounds really cute! Arigatoube!!

@Nightingalle o-oni!!!!!!! I don't know what else after that... what now?

I'll never lose!! *ppppaptpapptpatptapatptaptaptpappatapat*

you're welcome~be~

@shpufeff w-wait does that mean I won?? I became the bad one?? *my hand that holds a marker stopped an inch from your face*

I must win!! *pppppppppatpathammerpatppppatpat*

I must learn that pronunciation too dayonebe

@Nightingalle n-no I think we're pretty even in this *stops from eating all the lohikeitto*

ow! watch out that you don't damage my beautiful hair! *pataptpatptpaatpptapatptaptaptaptathelicopternoisepatpatpaptaptaptaptpaptaptaptaptapat*

I'll add that to the next private lesson, muryoube~

@shpufeff o-okay I've done my fair share of evil deeds today, I should probably behave from now...

hey! Careful don't get my satin-like hair tangled with the propeller!

wow no strings attached? kandoube~

@Nightingalle y-yeah same, my good natured heart is already screaming for help inside me...

oh sorry I'll be more careful!! *paaaaaaaattttt*

well if you insist, I might want to hear some singing, wakuwakube

@shpufeff p-phew hope we are still redeemable...

what a long pat!! But mine is longer haha! *paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaattt*

Sure, I can even let you pick a song as long as I know it, douzobe

@Nightingalle a-always!! the inner purity cannot be corrupted!!

wow that was so relaxing I almost fell asleep with a stupid smile on my face! *pppaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttttttttt*

I know you already know 不安なガレ―のうた and I happen to highly like that one, arigatoube

@shpufeff you know how important I value this! I am impressed for the 29613894972.98th time!

Hey but it's already five hours later, you did doze off so I got to draw your silly handsome smile! *pat*

that can be very easily arranged, mondainaibe

@Nightingalle I value the fact that you value it!!

I hope you meant "drawing my silly handsome smile" as in drawing it on a separate piece of paper like a portrait w *p~a~t~*

maybe we can do it in the near future, ashitabe?

@shpufeff Is there any way I can further express my excitement without turning this into a tongue twister?!

of course, unless you wish me to make your smile look a bit sillier with marker

I think that sounds very nice, yoshibe

@Nightingalle if you stumble upon your words that would already express some intense excitement

oh good, I would love to see the outcome of that, and maybe even do the same for you

so, just like you then, ureshiibe

@shpufeff being so excited makes me hungry that means time for sweets~

I'll draw you a smile so wide that looks like a moomin's mouth (or maybe that's jawline but you get the idea)

oh so, like one tenth of you then, tanoshimibe

@Nightingalle you can have mine too, I'm in a generous mood~

so a realistic representation of me? I see. I'll draw you as just a bright beautiful glowing light if we're going for realistic representations

I think you meant ten times and not one tenth, ieiebe